This House Is A Prison doormat | Funny Profanity Coir Welcome Mat

Rough, witty, and unapologetically honest — this coir doormat opens the door with a laugh (and maybe an eye-roll). Made from sturdy grade-A tufted coconut fiber with a grippy black vinyl backing, it stands up to foot traffic and weather while keeping its cheeky message readable. Place it at your stoop to set the tone: laid-back, irreverent, and ready for visitors who can take a joke. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts and sized to fit most entryways, it’s built to last without fuss. Product features - Durable grade-A tufted coconut coir fibers for outdoor resilience - Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps mat securely in place - Standard size 24" × 16" (61cm × 40.6cm) fits most doorways - Mainly intended for outdoor use — resists dirt and weather - Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts Care instructions - Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.